i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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