WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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