i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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