What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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