Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I have feelings that need drinking.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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