Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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