Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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