And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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