Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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