You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Randomize