I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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