well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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