Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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