im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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