did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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