suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
And then my night got REAL pukey
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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