I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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