I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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