he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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