Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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