I want you more than these girls want KFC
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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