so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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