ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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