If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.