I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize