She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
So much Jack, so little girl.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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