Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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