She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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