Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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