i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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