the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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