I'm drive I can fine osifer
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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