Umm I'm too high to move.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Houston, we have a squirter
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
