You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
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She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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