He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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