I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
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2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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