i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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