lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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