question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I intend to get homeless drunk
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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