fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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