Your dad touched me again.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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