you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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