You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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