i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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