It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
