do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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