never play flip cup with pint glasses
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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