He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.