dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no