I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
True college students do jello shots in the library
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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