The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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