Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Little spoons don't ask big questions
time to smoke my breakfast
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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