he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
This house was built for laser tag.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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