Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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